We're all sat watching the news when a very camp reporter came on.
Dad: He is SO irritating.
Me: Why?
Dad: His voice, and just the way he is.
Me: What do you mean the way he is?
Dad: Well just the way he presents himself.
My Brother: It's alright for him to be gay but he doesn't need to talk like a girl.
Me: It's alright for you to have sex but you don't need to orgasm.
I haven't heard a peep out of either of them since.
